i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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