matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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