Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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