the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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