white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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