talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we're chasing vodka with high fives
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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