Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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