he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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