they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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