I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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