Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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