she sounds like chewbacca in bed
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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