She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I think I won the penis lottery.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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