I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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