You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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