I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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