her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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