So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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