we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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