sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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