No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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