found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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