K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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