their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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