no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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