just survived the first fart of the relationship.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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