Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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