I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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