Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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