yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
