did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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