So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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