Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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