No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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