i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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