The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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