He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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