You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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