There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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