operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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