the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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