I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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