The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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