Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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