ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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