When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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