You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's never too late to be topless.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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