Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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