I hate your face
I hate all girls vehemently.
Me too!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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