Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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