Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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