it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
nutella sex= disaster
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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