I have demons in me.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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