i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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