If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
how drunk are you?
Several
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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